You know that I’m just kidding right? Well, if not, here’s a little something for your sarcastic side…..
What is water? Well…. It’s only approximately 60 percent of your body weight! Your body uses water in all its cells, organs, and tissues to help regulate its temperature and maintain other bodily functions. But who needs the stuff? I mean, really, water hydrates the body and helps to regulate the circulatory system, which feeds the hair follicle, which then stimulates hair growth. If your hair roots are deficient in adequate water levels your tresses will eventually become dry, brittle and may stop growing. Stop growing? Yes, completely fail to grow! But DON’T DRINK WATER! After all, most things that you want to grow, one step that is a mainstay in its survival is….water! We are not into all of that though, we want to make sure that we have no hair! We need to make sure that it is brittle and hard and dehydrated, you know, so that it just rolls off of our heads like tumble weed in the desert! It is said, that drinking water can help you get rid of dandruff and hair thinning problems. This is totally not what we’re looking for! OH NO! Dandruff, itching, thinning and anything else “dry” sounding, completes the effect!
I want to hear the loud echoing crunch of my strands breaking in the teeth of a comb or a brush……..ahhhh music to my ears! DON’T DRINK ANY WATER!
No, but seriously! Drink half your body weight in ounces daily and look fabulous doing it this summer! You’re welcome!